Did “the firm” that Meghan Markle described to Oprah cook this up? Prince William has apparently received a new title following a report from The Sun. The outlet found that the Duke of Cambridge was described as “sexy” 17.6 million times in blogs, reports, and pages found through Google search.
Citing a study by cosmetic surgery specialists Longevita, The Sun proclaims that the Duke is sexier than Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, and even Stanley Tucci.
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The royal’s “slaphead” garnered search results that beat out Mike Tyson, Jason Statham, Pitbull, and Michael Jordan, who completed the list’s top five men.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Floyd Mayweather, and John Travolta were also named in the study, as well as Vladimir Putin (cringe).
“There are quite a few bald public figures we can feast our eyes on,” a spokesperson for Longevita said, according to the outlet.
Many on social media had strong opinions about the findings and they shared that Stanley Tucci, who is currently stealing hearts as he eats his way through Italy, was severely snubbed. So many people on Twitter lamented Tucci’s bald “erasure” that Tucci’s name began to trend on the platform.
“What did Stanley Tucci do to deserve this disrespect,” one user tweeted as another added, “this is gross stanley tucci erasure.”
It was not an easy sell for many and they attacked the study’s findings in glorious fashion. “April fools day is next week please. Delete this. It’s not too late,” one user tweeted while another wrote: “This must be a slap for bald men everywhere.”
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How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen – when Larry David clearly has a pulse?!?!#demandingrecount ☑️???? https://t.co/ztO6ND4vk9
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) March 27, 2021
“How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen – when Larry David clearly has a pulse?!?!” Dwayne Johnson tweeted, joining in on the fun.
We honestly do not know, Mr. Johnson! Keep your wits about you folks, the thirst for Prince William’s smooth head is real.