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Mom Shares Photo of the Most Hilarious (and Somewhat Vulgar) Spit-Up Stain Ever

Spit-up happens. Like, a lot. Who among us has a t-shirt or blouse that is not currently stained with spit-up, which may be anywhere from a few minutes to a few months old. We know the drill. But despite our familiarity with spit-up, we’ve never seen a stain like this before.

Mom Ashley Cobert took to Facebook to share a photo of a spit-up stain left by her baby on her shirt. As you will see, the stain perfectly takes the shape of…

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That’s right: A penis. That spit-up stain looks exactly like a penis, right down to the finer detail of what is coming (sorry) out of the penis.

Let’s take a closer look:

Mom Shares Photo of the Most Hilarious (and Somewhat Vulgar) Spit-Up Stain Ever | A trained artist could not have done a better job!
CREDIT: Ashley Cobert / Facebook

Do you see it? You see it, don’t you?

Let’s zoom in and check out the detailing on this perfect work of art.

CREDIT: Ashley Cobert / Facebook

There it is! If you didn’t see it before, you definitely see it now, right? And, for what it is, it is actually quite perfect, don’t you think? A trained artist couldn’t have done better in capturing a certain lifelike quality…

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Cobert captioned the photo, “I knew motherhood wasn’t going to be glamorous, but this is a little ridiculous.” And you know what? Fair point. No one expects a perfectly-shaped penis spit-up stain.

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Cobert’s post has, as of this writing, been shared more than 38,000 times and has accumulated more than 11,000 comments. Seems the people want penis-shaped spit-up stain content!

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