When you’re a mom of four, you have to find humor in the messier moments of parenting. Thankfully, @BunandLeggings is letting us all in on the fun with her hilarious tweets.
If you need to commiserate over the latest tantrum or mom fail, look no further than mom Marcy’s Twitter account. We have curated our favorite LOL moments from this always clever, always tweeting mama.
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25 Hilarious Tweets From @BunAndLeggings Mama Marcy G
Little Loungers
My son asked why his new pajamas got worn-out so fast and my husband told him it was probably because he’s been wearing them all day for the last 4 months. Yup.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 23, 2020
We haven’t put on actual pants in months, so who are we to judge this lifestyle?
The Great Outdoors
[looking for the bathroom at a park]
Her, 4: so like do we follow the moss or something
She’s Bear Grylls
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 22, 2020
Should we also start foraging for berries?
Professional Relaxation
I made a chore chart for my kids, and this morning I noticed my son erased everything on his list and just wrote relaxing. The chore chart has spoken.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 21, 2020
You have to respect the level of confidence this child is throwing down.
Gold Medal Mama
Baby gates sound like a good idea until all of a sudden you really have to go and you need to turn into an Olympic hurdler to get to the bathroom. I’m not an Olympic hurdler.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 21, 2020
You don’t know the pain until you’ve pulled a hamstring on the way to the bathroom.
Pack Your Patience
Me: oh my god
Her, 4: we are having a picnic!
Her, 3: a toothpaste picnic!
Me: *takes a couple deep breaths*
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 20, 2020
Award for the least appetizing picnic goes to these kiddos.
Pure Magic
4-year-old: this is AWESOME
Me: what?
4: this *cup full of ice*
Me: that’s just ice
4: *whispers* it used to be water
Magic
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 19, 2020
If only we could all be so dazzled by the little miracles, like frozen water!
Snack Attack
If I was dying and had one breath left my kids would probably look at me then ask me for a snack, and I would use my last breath to say, “you just had a snack…” I would die and my kids would get a snack anyway.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 18, 2020
The lengths they’ll go through to get those Cheddar Bunnies.
Open Dialogue
I listen to my 8yo’s nonsense and pretend to be intrested because I want her to feel comfortable talking to me about everything. I’m playing the long game here. Sure hope it pays off cuz if it doesn’t I’ve listened to a lot of Pokemon, Minecraft, and other weird stuff for nothing
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 16, 2020
Pretty sure we all have an advanced degree in Pokemon at this point.
Hand Soap, Please
5yo: I wiped my own butt!
Husband: There’s no toilet paper in there.
5yo:
Husband:
5yo:
Husband: How did you wipe your butt?
5yo:
Husband:
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) April 26, 2019
When it comes to bathroom independence, the results can be terrifying.
Lavender, Perhaps?
What essential oil should I use to really enhance my emotional breakdown?
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 17, 2020
Now that you mention it, we’re also looking for an exhaustion enhancement.
Thomas Therapy
thomas the train from inside toy box: do you need help to get back on track!? *music*
me, still wearing pajamas from two days ago: *starts sobbing*
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 15, 2020
Please don’t judge me, Thomas.
Fine Line
Toddlers are fun because when they get upset you can’t tell if they need a hug or an exorcism.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 15, 2020
Let’s start with a hug and go from there, little monsters.
Those Fries Tho
After doing some research and plotting some stuff on Excel I’ve concluded that there’s a direct correlation between my kids not eating their food and me gaining weight.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 15, 2020
It’s so tough to let those delicious chicken fingers go to waste!
Bed Rocked
3yo: for my rock collection
Me: you don’t have a rock collection
[couple weeks later]
Me, looking under my bed: omg
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 12, 2020
Lesson learned… always inquire when a “collection” is being formed.
What A Peach
2yo: eat your bitch, mom?
Me: I did
2yo: you like bitches
Me: peaches
2yo: bitches— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 11, 2019
How can you keep a straight face through this one?
Time Management
I like to walk in place while my 3yo does things all by herself just to see how many steps I can take while I wait for her. Today I walked 10 miles waiting for her to brush her teeth
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 12, 2020
Imagine the miles you could cover while they “clean” their rooms?
Ego Boost
4yo: wow mom you’re really good at putting glue on paper
Me: yeah I guess I am
Have kids so they can hype you up
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 11, 2020
You should see me cut out shapes!
Desperate Times
Soooo I decided to cut my son’s hair, and he’s now innocently walking around not knowing he looks like Joe Exotic.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 7, 2020
Quarantine calls for us all to tap into new life skills, even if our littlest customers sometimes pay the price.
Mental Gymnastics
Sometimes you gotta treat yo self, so I’m gonna relax on the couch and mentally exhaust myself by thinking about all the shit I need to do and do none of them. What a treat.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 4, 2020
There is nothing more exhausting than thinking about all of the things that you SHOULD be doing.
Hanging On By A Thread
When you’re having a rough day your kid opening her own granola bar can destroy you emotionally.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 4, 2020
Watching those little fingers struggle can send anyone over the edge.
Sleepy Energies
Me: why am I so tired while you have so much energy?
3yo: because my energies are awake
That actually makes sense
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 2, 2020
We get it, but when are those energies going to take a nap?
Enough 2020
My kids have been pretty resilient dealing with 2020 craziness, but when I told my daughter that Costco doesn’t give out samples anymore tears welled up in her eyes. People need to get their shit together so we can get our Costco samples back.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 1, 2020
This year is just dishing out more than we can all take.
DJ Daniel Is Fire
Damn these Daniel Tiger songs are fire. I was washing dishes and I just started singing the potty song. Then my kids joined, and all of a sudden we start freestyling, and rapping. Not to brag but this remix slaps.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) July 1, 2020
Is it surprising that a cartoon tiger throws down the hottest beats?
Cheese Crazy
4yo: I want a quesadilla with no cheese
Me: you want a tortilla
4yo: no i want a QUESADILLA WITH NO CHEESE
Me: *gives her tortilla*
4yo: thank you
Me: that’s a tortilla
4yo: it’s a quesadilla with no cheese
Can’t argue with crazy
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) June 29, 2020
Ok, so one quesadilla, hold the cheese? Coming right up.
Pound Puppies
We finally adopted a dog and I was expecting a lot of changes, but I was not expecting my human kids to also turn into dogs.
— Marcy G ???? (@BunAndLeggings) June 28, 2020
At least there will be less vacuuming required, no?
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