You know that feeling when your child has a toy that just does not sit well with you? We certainly do, so we’ve rounded up some of the most questionable, confusing, and downright inappropriate toys out there.
From phallic superheroes to a questionable fishing rod, we’re pretty sure these will make any adult do a double take. Here’s hoping your child isn’t asking Santa for any of these questionable toys this holiday season.
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Questionable Superheroes and More of the Most Inappropriate Toys
Big Guns
We have to wonder why Marvel let this one slide.
Vintage Mistakes
This may be the creepiest thing to ever come out of the Ghostbusters franchise.
Friendly Dinos
If only they’d given these dinos a bit more personal space.
Stacking Fun
Nope, not getting this one for my baby.
Best Friend Happy!
That is not cool behavior from a best friend.
Oh Smurfs
What exactly is Papa Smurf up to?
No Touching
@daveberry_tweet I was out Xmas shopping for my amazing 11 month old boy and found this. Don’t think this will be flying off the shelves this Christmas except by recall. As a dad I think this needs a public warning. Found it in a b’n’m. #inappropriatetoys pic.twitter.com/ofMxJfIYym
— martin (@martin17484673) October 31, 2019
Please do not go near this one.
Staying Hydrated
@RalphGarman @ThatKevinSmith Does this seem appropriate to you? #hollywoodbabbleon #hbo #inappropriatetoys pic.twitter.com/FdBtnd9KTm
— C. J. Bilbrey (@CJBilbrey) January 8, 2017
Do not send this one to school with your child!
Gone Fishing
This is the handle on my daughter’s toy fishing rod. I’m wondering if the design was deliberate? #inappropriatetoys pic.twitter.com/qhgZBKqe8B
— CJ (@Carameliney) January 14, 2018
You’re going to catch some looks with this one.
Pimple Popper
@RalphGarman @ThatKevinSmith Hey guys I don’t know if you guys covered this on #HollywoodBabbleon as i stumbled thru our Walmart is found this #inappropriatetoys pic.twitter.com/0dAXse5TcK
— Jose Mireles (@josemireles) September 18, 2018
This one is just downright gross.
Magical Unicorn
@RalphGarman @ThatKevinSmith @HB0Podcast if you’re looking for unicorn toys for Easter, Crackle Barrel has plenty of them #inappropriatetoys pic.twitter.com/sowKb0T3uO
— Brian Hamen (@Hamens915) March 14, 2018
That horn is questionable.
Creepy Bear
#InappropriateToys Would you give this teddy bear to your kids??? I don’t know who though this would be a good idea?? pic.twitter.com/rSnGUq2zA3
— Tony Shephard (@TonyShephard_) June 7, 2017
We don’t get good vibes from this guy.
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